Why Dont Dispos Get Snow Days?

Hey Budtender! So, it's snowing in Albuquerque today, and guess who’s still here in the shop? Me! Selling weed to, like, absolutely no one. Snow days were magical when I was a kid. I grew up in the South Valley, and when snow hit, it was like the world flipped upside down. We’d rush out and, I swear, make the biggest brown snowman. My cousins and I used all the snow in our dirt yard so he was normally more brown than white, just like me!

But now? Snow just means wet shoes and nobody coming in for their usual pre-roll. And we don’t even get snow days! Why can’t we just get a snow day, you know? Imagine a break from the same-old. Like, just one day off to cozy up, vape in hand, binge some Netflix, and not worry about waiting for customers who never show up in this weather.

Today’s been dead, so I’m just here at the counter scrolling and writing to you. Took a few hits from my nectar collector on the way in and a quick vape at lunch. Helps the day go by faster, you know? 

Anyway, I hope you post this!  I need a dank shirt but don't have any money. I mean, your designs are fire, way better than the ugly work shirts here. This gig has its perks, but one day I’ll trade it for, like, a snow day of my own.

Alicia - Budtender